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Fuckertunity 

Slang term for having the opportunity to possibly have sexual intercourse.
Bro, if Sally's parents aren't home, you have a total fuckertunity.
Fuckertunity by Lynneth July 6, 2011
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fuckportunity 

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future
Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?
fuckportunity by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010

fuckortunity 

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.
Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities
fuckortunity by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013

Fuckernity 

Maths class is a fuckernity
Fuckernity by kkl2010 August 9, 2010

fuckhertunity

The oppurtunity to fuck a girl.

Mostly used by fuckbois and their only oppurtunities in life.
Man I really missed my fuckhertunity last night.
fuckhertunity by Acanof2na May 8, 2018

Fuckertunities 

Is a word used to describe sane relationships where all revolves around getting laid, with a huge plus "everyone wants in".
uuuurgh i'm so sick of these hook up apps , no one wants to get laid smh..
-calm ur tits bruh , once u go to germany there will be endless fuckertunities , just dont fuck it up !
-Fr ! I can't wait to witness a fuckertunity !
-yeah bruh me too .
Fuckertunities by Minionofpotatoes February 14, 2019

Puckertunity 

The opportunity, given by your beloved, for a quick snog, indicated by them puckering their lips and closing their eyes in expectation.
Never miss a puckertunity.
Puckertunity by 3betc January 26, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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