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fuckportunity 

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future
Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?
fuckportunity by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010

fuckortunity 

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.
Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities
fuckortunity by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013

Fuckernity 

Maths class is a fuckernity
Fuckernity by kkl2010 August 9, 2010

fuckhertunity

The oppurtunity to fuck a girl.

Mostly used by fuckbois and their only oppurtunities in life.
Man I really missed my fuckhertunity last night.
fuckhertunity by Acanof2na May 8, 2018

Fuckertunities 

Is a word used to describe sane relationships where all revolves around getting laid, with a huge plus "everyone wants in".
uuuurgh i'm so sick of these hook up apps , no one wants to get laid smh..
-calm ur tits bruh , once u go to germany there will be endless fuckertunities , just dont fuck it up !
-Fr ! I can't wait to witness a fuckertunity !
-yeah bruh me too .
Fuckertunities by Minionofpotatoes February 14, 2019

Puckertunity 

The opportunity, given by your beloved, for a quick snog, indicated by them puckering their lips and closing their eyes in expectation.
Never miss a puckertunity.
Puckertunity by 3betc January 26, 2019
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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