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Fuckertunity 

Slang term for having the opportunity to possibly have sexual intercourse.
Bro, if Sally's parents aren't home, you have a total fuckertunity.
Fuckertunity by Lynneth July 6, 2011

fuckportunity 

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future
Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?
fuckportunity by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010

fuckortunity 

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.
Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities
fuckortunity by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013

Fuckertunities 

Is a word used to describe sane relationships where all revolves around getting laid, with a huge plus "everyone wants in".
uuuurgh i'm so sick of these hook up apps , no one wants to get laid smh..
-calm ur tits bruh , once u go to germany there will be endless fuckertunities , just dont fuck it up !
-Fr ! I can't wait to witness a fuckertunity !
-yeah bruh me too .
Fuckertunities by Minionofpotatoes February 14, 2019