The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

fuckmile by snmit March 2, 2009

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fuck mobile

you fuck a person on a cart thing and u have 2 fuck so hard that the cart moves

god were going 50mph

fuck mobile by reece February 20, 2003

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fuck mobile

A car that's so badass it can go by no other name

Hey...remember that night we dressed up as 32nd century wizards, snuck out to the club, ordered a vegan chili dog, ran three miles, and then bought two six packs of dr. pepper? And we did it all with the fuck mobile!

fuck mobile by rockvilleriboflavin July 20, 2010

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fuzzmobile

A police car
~Especially a squadcar with the traditional roof-top light bar.

This is definately different from a paddywagon/meatwagon.

We had to pull over to let the fuzzmobile go by. ...stupid cops.

fuzzmobile by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006

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Fudmobile

Also known as "the fud"

A crap car. Regularly wont start, has things falling off it, faulty instrument panels and rust...hell yeah. More likely to be stolen than sold.

Apart from its faults, immensly fun to drive as it doesn't matter if you smash it up.

A repair bill is dreaded on this vehicle as you will need to remortgage.

In brief a real shitter of a car

Matt "it looks like the fud has seen better days"

Skid "its the fudmobile, what do you expect?!"

Fudmobile by Bo-Smith October 31, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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