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fuckmobile

a car that any person can easily fuck someone in or fuck up in
" look honey I bought a fuckmobile "
fuckmobile by CRAPLATHEBOSS February 24, 2015
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cuckmobile 

A vehicle used by one or more cucks to carry out their cuckery
Quick, to the cuckmobile Andrew!
cuckmobile by Neilson Smeilson April 24, 2020
The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.
Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.
fuckmile by snmit March 2, 2009

fuck mobile

you fuck a person on a cart thing and u have 2 fuck so hard that the cart moves
god were going 50mph
fuck mobile by reece February 20, 2003

fuck mobile

A car that's so badass it can go by no other name
Hey...remember that night we dressed up as 32nd century wizards, snuck out to the club, ordered a vegan chili dog, ran three miles, and then bought two six packs of dr. pepper? And we did it all with the fuck mobile!

fuzzmobile 

A police car
~Especially a squadcar with the traditional roof-top light bar.

This is definately different from a paddywagon/meatwagon.
We had to pull over to let the fuzzmobile go by. ...stupid cops.
fuzzmobile by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006

Fudmobile 

Also known as "the fud"

A crap car. Regularly wont start, has things falling off it, faulty instrument panels and rust...hell yeah. More likely to be stolen than sold.

Apart from its faults, immensly fun to drive as it doesn't matter if you smash it up.

A repair bill is dreaded on this vehicle as you will need to remortgage.

In brief a real shitter of a car
Matt "it looks like the fud has seen better days"

Skid "its the fudmobile, what do you expect?!"
Fudmobile by Bo-Smith October 31, 2008
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