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Memphis Left / Memphis Right

A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.

A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.

The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
...that guy made a Memphis Left / Memphis Right coming off of Union...
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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coke fridge

a refrigerator specifically designed to store, refrigerate, and display bottles or cans of various carbonated beverages.
Such fridges can have racks designed to organize bottles or cans, or they may simply be normal refrigerators that only hold such beverages.
The line at the cash register was really long, so I grabbed a drink from the coke fridge to prepare for the wait.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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balls of steel

Condition in which males are hit in the balls so much that they lose feeling in that area, so they are no effected by being hit there.
Damn! That guy didn't even flinch! He has balls of steel!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.
(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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businitch

replacement word for the curse word "b****" to be used when adults or other anal-retentive kids are around.
*in the presence of somebody who gives a damn*

You son of a businitch!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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hoomagotcher

a word used to refer to a miscelaneous object.
Go get me the hoomagotcher over there.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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spiffy

An adjactive used to describe males under the age of thirty who are or attempt to be sexually attractive by way of cuteness.

Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.

It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.
Alfalfa was really spiffy in The Little Rascals.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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