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Memphis Left / Memphis Right

A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.

A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.

The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
...that guy made a Memphis Left / Memphis Right coming off of Union...
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
mugGet the Memphis Left / Memphis Rightmug.

coke fridge

a refrigerator specifically designed to store, refrigerate, and display bottles or cans of various carbonated beverages.
Such fridges can have racks designed to organize bottles or cans, or they may simply be normal refrigerators that only hold such beverages.
The line at the cash register was really long, so I grabbed a drink from the coke fridge to prepare for the wait.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
mugGet the coke fridgemug.

lazy position

Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.
When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006
mugGet the lazy positionmug.

name drop

(verb)To give out, report, or list a name or names associated with the documentation of a negative action.
Name dropping due to violation of ToS is frowned upon on most internet forums

Donna knew her punishment would be less severe if she dropped Keonu's name.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
mugGet the name dropmug.

cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.
(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
mugGet the cooking with gasmug.

hoomagotcher

a word used to refer to a miscelaneous object.
Go get me the hoomagotcher over there.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
mugGet the hoomagotchermug.

spiffy

An adjactive used to describe males under the age of thirty who are or attempt to be sexually attractive by way of cuteness.

Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.

It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.
Alfalfa was really spiffy in The Little Rascals.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
mugGet the spiffymug.

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