Colonel_Cheesemonkey's definitions

balls of steel

Condition in which males are hit in the balls so much that they lose feeling in that area, so they are no effected by being hit there.

Damn! That guy didn't even flinch! He has balls of steel!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

hoochie coochie dance

An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.

1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!

2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

make like a banana

To quickly disappear; associated and related to the word split

evanesce | split | Disappear

Somebody's coming! We better make like a banana.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

albot albot sauce

Any sauce created from mixing portions of various other sauces, dressings, marinades, and whatever other liquids in your fridge door when you can't figure out what to dip your food into or what to cover your food with.

So named because you add A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That...

~Can be served hot or cold... depending on what tastes better...

When he got home last night, Mark couldn't figure out what to put on his rice, so he made some albot albot sauce instead.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

popos

slang term for police.

Hide the pot! the Popos are coming!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

spoons

Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.

A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.

*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.

Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.

FREE MONEY

mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!

Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007