Colonel_Cheesemonkey's definitions

cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.

(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

albot albot sauce

Any sauce created from mixing portions of various other sauces, dressings, marinades, and whatever other liquids in your fridge door when you can't figure out what to dip your food into or what to cover your food with.

So named because you add A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That...

~Can be served hot or cold... depending on what tastes better...

When he got home last night, Mark couldn't figure out what to put on his rice, so he made some albot albot sauce instead.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

make like a banana

To quickly disappear; associated and related to the word split

evanesce | split | Disappear

Somebody's coming! We better make like a banana.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

hoochie coochie dance

An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.

1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!

2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

monkey

Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.

Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

balls of steel

Condition in which males are hit in the balls so much that they lose feeling in that area, so they are no effected by being hit there.

Damn! That guy didn't even flinch! He has balls of steel!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

spiffy

An adjactive used to describe males under the age of thirty who are or attempt to be sexually attractive by way of cuteness.

Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.

It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.

Alfalfa was really spiffy in The Little Rascals.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006