Definitions by Colonel_Cheesemonkey
gay berets
nickname of the sousaphone section of a high school or middle school marching band due to three standard and mandatorily successive characteristics:
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.
...here come the trumpets...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...
gay berets by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 3, 2007
coke fridge
a refrigerator specifically designed to store, refrigerate, and display bottles or cans of various carbonated beverages.
Such fridges can have racks designed to organize bottles or cans, or they may simply be normal refrigerators that only hold such beverages.
Such fridges can have racks designed to organize bottles or cans, or they may simply be normal refrigerators that only hold such beverages.
The line at the cash register was really long, so I grabbed a drink from the coke fridge to prepare for the wait.
coke fridge by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
crappacino
Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.
It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.
See Aneeta's definition.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!
It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.
See Aneeta's definition.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!
crappacino by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
businitch
replacement word for the curse word "b****" to be used when adults or other anal-retentive kids are around.
businitch by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
potmobile
a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.
Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
potmobile by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
cooking with gas
Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.
(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!
NOW we're cooking with gas!
cooking with gas by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
schwooshed
verb. When two or more ideas, or the documentation of ideas, are accidentally or intentionally mixed up or shuffled, resulting in the concept or series being incomprehensible or out of order.
schwooshed by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 14, 2006