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An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.
1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!
2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!
2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
Get the hoochie coochie dance mug.An adjactive used to describe males under the age of thirty who are or attempt to be sexually attractive by way of cuteness.
Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.
It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.
Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.
It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
Get the spiffy mug.Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.
FREE MONEY
mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
FREE MONEY
mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.
-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
Get the monkey mug.A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.
A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.
The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.
The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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Get the balls of steel mug.(verb)To give out, report, or list a name or names associated with the documentation of a negative action.
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Donna knew her punishment would be less severe if she dropped Keonu's name.
Donna knew her punishment would be less severe if she dropped Keonu's name.
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