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fuzzmobile

A police car
~Especially a squadcar with the traditional roof-top light bar.

This is definately different from a paddywagon/meatwagon.
We had to pull over to let the fuzzmobile go by. ...stupid cops.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006
mugGet the fuzzmobilemug.

popos

Hide the pot! the Popos are coming!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
mugGet the poposmug.

spoons

Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.

A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.

*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.

FREE MONEY

mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
mugGet the spoonsmug.

crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!
Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
mugGet the crappacinomug.

cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.
(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
mugGet the cooking with gasmug.

spiffy

An adjactive used to describe males under the age of thirty who are or attempt to be sexually attractive by way of cuteness.

Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.

It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.
Alfalfa was really spiffy in The Little Rascals.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
mugGet the spiffymug.

hoomagotcher

a word used to refer to a miscelaneous object.
Go get me the hoomagotcher over there.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
mugGet the hoomagotchermug.

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