An automobile driven by a cunt. Usually dented, dinged and scratched due to the driver's habit of simultaneously
caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite top-40
pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel iced latte with 4 Splendas, and beating her
fatherless whelps in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. A cuntmobile's engine noise typifies neglect of regular
oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every stop as few cunts understand the importance of changing pads (brake or otherwise).
"
Jesus Joey, wasn't your neighbor's car
new a month ago? it's all dinged and scratched already" "Yeah, last month it was a new automobile, now it's a
broken-in cuntmobile."