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fuckmate 

noun, a sexual partner

A copulation always requires a partner, and such a partner (or probable partner) receives several names. Please note that mate means colleague or also person with whom someone shares something. Thus, if two girls have the same loverboy, they are fuckmates (they share the same fucker) also.
Well, Monica, it's visible that you need a good fuckmate urgently.
fuckmate by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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Fuckmate 

When you marry your twin with the sole intention of making your families happy while destroying other families with your sexy bodies
My fuckmate tems and I broke up a happy home but don’t feel sorry because at least now she knows she’s a squirter
Fuckmate by Aj7777777 January 18, 2024

FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE 

An FBI AGENT who is controlled by his DOG to the point when the DOG AND THE AGENT are having SEXUAL RELATIONS the DOG IS ALWAYS THE DOMINANT PARTNER and the DOG can be MALE OR FEMALE.

A vehicle for being above the law to CONFISCATE by entering somebody else's COURSE and taking connective past place property that was aquired said legally by the very TARGET of CONFISCATION.

A MASTER FLIP as it is quite a BITCH DOING.

Severe difficulty in finding a SEX PARTNER for FUCKING.
Well he is finally nude ,says the DOG PRONTO as the FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has been consummated.

Now the AGENT'S TURN somehow FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has a BIG LIGHT of TELEPATHY as implication a PEDOPHILE'S property is always fair game.

Behind CLOSED DOORS eventually the exhibitionist FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE is caught because SPATIAL COMPLIANCE is dramatically violated due to the enormous difficulty of penetration and the BLOODY EVIDENCE left BEHIND by the ASSH0LE.

ELON says , " if you send any messages through the 'chain of command, you will be immediately terminated from TESLA and it's subsidiaries and FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE can be an INTERCURSE due to an individual before they can meet anyone has to go through " the ANAL ALAN , the chain of command.

Room Fuckmate 

The most difficult company you could find when you go on a school trip, an exchange or when you are on Erasmus.
Stadistics of finding a Room Fuckmate:
B= Boy. G=Girl. ~ = joins to. •= sex.
°= no sex. B/G = Boy or Girl.
^ = Common situation.
× = Uncommon situation.

Fuckmate Coincidence
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|straight| B~G × • B/G~B/G ^ • (×)
|gay-lesb.| B~G × ° B~B^ • (×)
|bisex| B~G× • B/G~B/G^ • (^)
|pansex| B~G× ° B/G

|transgen|

|asexual|

|demisexual|

FUCK IT, THIS IS A DAMN HELL!!!
Room Fuckmate by Teh Wolfboy December 11, 2015

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time
Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*
Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017
One who enjoys watching others have sex

i.e. a spectater at a sporting event, but for sex
In undergrad, me and my girl would be doing the dirty in the dorm, and my roommate would act like he was asleep, what a fucktater.
fucktater by Jaron_1 December 14, 2006
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