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fucking useless 

everything like that fucking useless stupid mug and neck gaither
Urban Dictionary: Buy the mug for your brother (random name)
Me: No, that's fucking useless shit!

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt 

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Fucking Useless Dependent Troll 

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.
that fucking useless dependent troll

completely fucking useless

Useless in every way the human mind can possibly comprehend
See the green party? They are completely fucking useless.

FUC - Fucking Useless Cunt 

The phrase "Fucking Useless Cunt" (acronym = FUC) combines two highly offensive terms in English, with origins and usage that vary across different English-speaking cultures.

Origin and Meaning
The term "cunt" has ancient roots, dating back to at least the 13th century in its anatomical meaning13. Originally, it was not considered obscene, but rather an ordinary name for female genitalia. However, over time, it evolved into one of the most offensive words in the English language, particularly in American English.

The addition of "fucking" as an intensifier and "useless" as a descriptor creates a highly derogatory phrase:

1 "Fucking" - An intensifying adjective derived from the verb "to fuck"
2 "Useless" - Indicating a lack of worth or utility
3 "Cunt" - A vulgar term for female genitalia, also used as a general insult
Cultural Differences
The severity and usage of this phrase can vary significantly between cultures:
• In American English, "cunt" is considered extremely offensive, particularly when directed at women3.
• In British, Australian, and New Zealand English, while still offensive, "cunt" can be used more casually among men and sometimes even as a term of endearment
• In Australia and New Zealand, "cunt" can sometimes be used more casually, even positively when paired with a positive qualifier (e.g., "good cunt")
That political pundit is a FUC - Fucking Useless Cunt

Useless Fucking Knowledge 

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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