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only fuckin with you

1.Only having sexual encounters with you
2.Joking with you
1. Boy/Girlfriend: "I'm only fuckin with you, babe"
2. Friend: "I'm only fucking with you, man"

fucking with you 

to be insincere, to playfully joke around
i didnt really mean what i said, i was just fucking with you
fucking with you by jakeiscrazy November 15, 2017

Im not fucking with you 

Im not playing anymore: im getting serious
Usually used when someone is pissed off.
Look im not fucking with you anymore go wash the dishes.

I'm not fucking with you 

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.

Are you fucking with me 

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme
Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me
Are you fucking with me by jewelsd October 15, 2019

i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.
Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-