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fuckin asshole dick 

1. what you call your friend when he's a dick and he fucks ass
Nick Cannon: Yeah man I fuck in the ass hole yo
Aaron Carter: OH NO! <("<) fuckin asshole dick!

you fuckin asshole 

something you say to someone when they fuck up when they are driving and has to be said in a tony montana voice.
driver 1.screeeeeeech. oh shit!
driver 2. You Fuckin asshole!

dumb fucking asshole 

dumb fucking asshole one who is a dumbass and a fucking ediot more vulgar and offensive when just calling someone a dumbass is not enough
this man broke into his neighbors house and got attacked by his neighbors 6 dogs that dumb fucking asshole was lucky to escape with his life

fucking asshole 

Anyone who thinks that they can be a dick to their best friends and treat them like shit
A guy making fun of a good friends mother.
fucking asshole by Sal Cino January 3, 2004

stupid-fucking-asshole 

someone who does something lowdown and evil, and is just a gay whore.
The Captain Awesome poser on urban dictionary is a stupid-fucking-asshole because he stole Captain Awesome from me.

don fucking asshole 

Gang slang meaning that the concerning person is bragging 'bout his lifestyle being that of an highly ranked mob-boss.
I think we should pay him a visit, 'cause he thinks he's the don fucking asshole of my sisters hood! Well he's damn fucking wrong!!!
don fucking asshole by Aboraly September 2, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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