A slightly overweight and less attractive intoxicated female left trolling the dance floor immediately after the bar/club starts to clear people out. Desperately yet persistently trying to secure her 'Big Bird' for the evening.
A person, who, feeling less than and not as good as, seeking any kind of acknowledgement that they exist, tries to or posts their, or a friend, or any other person(s) names, akas, monikers or anal entry points, is a fuckduffer.