Fuckmuffins
A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off
Derived from the word Fuck
Derived from the word Fuck
AH! FUCKMUFFINS!
Fuckmuffins by Lordy8 October 7, 2008
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fuckmuffins
fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.
Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"
Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"
Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"
Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"
Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"
fuckmuffins by DontHate.Proliferate January 14, 2009
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Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins
When your girlfriend is actually Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series, you shout this because you've been fooled, or he shouts it because he fooled you, or we all shout it because we've all been fooled.
Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins by schizfn July 21, 2019
fuckmuffin
fuckmuffin by Christine February 15, 2004
what the fuddmuffins
"What the fuddmuffins, Lucas! Don't do that shit." & "What the fuddmucking fudd, that girl's name is Rainbow!" & *rear-ends someone's car* "OH FUDDMUFFINS!"
WTFDMFN
WTFDMFN
what the fuddmuffins by demmmmi June 5, 2014
fuckpuffin
A word used by Twitter user @Wendxii to describe YouTube fuckup Logan Paul
Described by fellow Twitter user @rastamick as "the Newfie version of Scottish term shitgibbon. Pretty kind too in describing this loathsome shitehawk of a narcissist"
Basically...a fucking tool
Described by fellow Twitter user @rastamick as "the Newfie version of Scottish term shitgibbon. Pretty kind too in describing this loathsome shitehawk of a narcissist"
Basically...a fucking tool
fuckpuffin by goodnightlove June 1, 2018
FuckMuffin
FuckMuffin by Sniper July 29, 2003
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