Fuckmuffins 

A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck

AH! FUCKMUFFINS!

Fuckmuffins by Lordy8 October 7, 2008

fuckmuffins 

fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.

Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"

fuckmuffins by DontHate.Proliferate January 14, 2009

Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins 

When your girlfriend is actually Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series, you shout this because you've been fooled, or he shouts it because he fooled you, or we all shout it because we've all been fooled.

BALLFUBBLING FUCKMUFFINS TAKE MY CHUM! My hot girlfriend, with the metal chicken thing, yelled.

Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins by schizfn July 21, 2019

fuckmuffin 

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.

I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.

fuckmuffin by Christine February 15, 2004

what the fuddmuffins

(interj.) Euphemism for "what the fuck."

Also "what the fuddmucking fudd," or simply "fuddmuffins."

"What the fuddmuffins, Lucas! Don't do that shit." & "What the fuddmucking fudd, that girl's name is Rainbow!" & *rear-ends someone's car* "OH FUDDMUFFINS!"

WTFDMFN

what the fuddmuffins by demmmmi June 5, 2014

fuckpuffin 

A word used by Twitter user @Wendxii to describe YouTube fuckup Logan Paul

Described by fellow Twitter user @rastamick as "the Newfie version of Scottish term shitgibbon. Pretty kind too in describing this loathsome shitehawk of a narcissist"

Basically...a fucking tool

Wendy: Logan Paul? This grandma thinks he's a fuckpuffin

fuckpuffin by goodnightlove June 1, 2018

FuckMuffin 

Word used to show you are dissapointed and or angry because of a recent event.

Jim: Crap, the lights just went out
Bill: O FuckMuffins

FuckMuffin by Sniper July 29, 2003