fuckaluffagus 

A slightly overweight and less attractive intoxicated female left trolling the dance floor immediately after the bar/club starts to clear people out. Desperately yet persistently trying to secure her 'Big Bird' for the evening.

"Wow, watch that fuckaluffagus work the bar".

fuckaluffagus by ralan123 February 3, 2010

fuckalupagus 

Someone who is a fuck-up, or someone who has screwed up a task badly. A riff on the Sesame Street character Snuffalupagus.

Way to go, fuckalupagus!

fuckalupagus by Mr Bird October 3, 2009