fuckest
Guy #1: "That was the fuckest pizza I have ever eaten."
Guy #2: "Yeah and I took the fuckest shit after I ate it."
Guy #2: "Yeah and I took the fuckest shit after I ate it."
fuckest by Bosco Thunder March 23, 2008
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Fuckest
We lost that game in the fuckest way possible.
That was the fuckest thing that could of happened.
Of all the choices on the menu, that dish is the fuckest.
That was the fuckest thing that could of happened.
Of all the choices on the menu, that dish is the fuckest.
Fuckest by Asshole Fuckman September 6, 2026
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fuckest • fuckest dumbest • Haven't the fuckest • Fuckstain • fucket • fucket list • Fucketh • fuckety • fuckiest • Fuckistan
fuckest dumbest
Late night at a strip club, after a few drinks....
Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"
Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"
Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"
Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"
Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"
Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"
Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"
Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"
Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"
Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"
fuckest dumbest by niggerama January 27, 2008
Haven't the fuckest
Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.
Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight?
Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!
Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!
Haven't the fuckest by SupaniceMc November 7, 2012
Category 5 Fuckstorm
Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020
Fuckster's Law
When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"
"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"
Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016
Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker
When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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