The most logically-challenged portion of
the general population for which the most
obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid
catastrophe.
On the
lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be
hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place
children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."