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fuckamillion by kland February 27, 2011
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Fucktillion
First defined by Pythagorus to mean the number of togas in Ancient Greece, Fucktillion is now commonly used to represent a number one less than infinity.
Fucktillion by Cheese Furburgers September 10, 2010
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fuckbillion
Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.
fuckbillion by Adrius June 16, 2008
Fucktillionaire
"According to Forbes, Bill Gates is a Fucktillionaire."
Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:
1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton
Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:
1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton
Fucktillionaire by Sir Smurfalot May 19, 2006
fuckzillion
a number so great it defies proper quantization. Used when appropriate details about the exact scale are unknown or unknowable but the phenomenon is assumed to be of a considerable magnitude.
Q: How many times did I tell you not to talk with morons?
A: Dunno, must be a fuckzillion.
I've got a fuckzillion problems but a bitch ain't one.
A: Dunno, must be a fuckzillion.
I've got a fuckzillion problems but a bitch ain't one.
fuckzillion by phikappa September 25, 2010
Fuckmillion
Guy: Threesome?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?
Fuckmillion by Spartan3500 September 25, 2006
Fucktillionaire
Fanboy 1: "Hey, did you see that article on Lucas, and how he said he funded the building of his new facility with 'some money I put aside'? Real easy when you are worth over a hundren billion dollars..."
Fanboy 2: "I think he has reached the never acheived 'Fucktillionaire' status."
Fanboy 2: "I think he has reached the never acheived 'Fucktillionaire' status."
Fucktillionaire by Christopher Read June 22, 2005
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