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Fuckillion 

A large, usually exaggerated, and uncounted amount or number of anything.
There were a fuckillion mosquitoes at the park yesterday.

She's like a fuckillion years old... she saw the first dinosaur roam the earth.

That Gucci bag costs like a fuckillion dollars!
Fuckillion by JuniPerez May 13, 2010
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Fucktillion 

First defined by Pythagorus to mean the number of togas in Ancient Greece, Fucktillion is now commonly used to represent a number one less than infinity.
I was standing next to the sun yesterday and it was a fucktillion degrees!
Fucktillion by Cheese Furburgers September 10, 2010

fuckbillion 

Hyperbole used to express or describe a very large number, akin to words like bajillion.
Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.
fuckbillion by Adrius June 16, 2008

Fucktillionaire 

Someone who has more money than they could ever possibly spend.
"According to Forbes, Bill Gates is a Fucktillionaire."

Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:

1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton

fuckzillion 

a number so great it defies proper quantization. Used when appropriate details about the exact scale are unknown or unknowable but the phenomenon is assumed to be of a considerable magnitude.
Q: How many times did I tell you not to talk with morons?
A: Dunno, must be a fuckzillion.

I've got a fuckzillion problems but a bitch ain't one.
fuckzillion by phikappa September 25, 2010

Fuckmillion

A fucking absurd amount of money.

Creator is S.H.
Guy: Threesome?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?
Fuckmillion by Spartan3500 September 25, 2006

Fuckjillian 

n. A number, that is very large.
I feel like I have to wait five fuckjillian minutes to do anything.
Fuckjillian by Nora Joanna April 4, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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