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Fucktillion 

First defined by Pythagorus to mean the number of togas in Ancient Greece, Fucktillion is now commonly used to represent a number one less than infinity.
I was standing next to the sun yesterday and it was a fucktillion degrees!
Fucktillion by Cheese Furburgers September 10, 2010

fuckbillion 

Hyperbole used to express or describe a very large number, akin to words like bajillion.
Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.
fuckbillion by Adrius June 16, 2008

Fucktillionaire 

Someone who has more money than they could ever possibly spend.
"According to Forbes, Bill Gates is a Fucktillionaire."

Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:

1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton

fuckzillion 

a number so great it defies proper quantization. Used when appropriate details about the exact scale are unknown or unknowable but the phenomenon is assumed to be of a considerable magnitude.
Q: How many times did I tell you not to talk with morons?
A: Dunno, must be a fuckzillion.

I've got a fuckzillion problems but a bitch ain't one.
fuckzillion by phikappa September 25, 2010

Fuckmillion

A fucking absurd amount of money.

Creator is S.H.
Guy: Threesome?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?
Fuckmillion by Spartan3500 September 25, 2006

Fuckjillian 

n. A number, that is very large.
I feel like I have to wait five fuckjillian minutes to do anything.
Fuckjillian by Nora Joanna April 4, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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