A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

Fuckaleptic by Crank Case February 9, 2017

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fuckilupticus

A magnificent fuckup. A train wreck. An absolute debacle by some who has no defense but to say, "this is a a bad fuckin' deal."

"Nice work fuckilupticus, you just switched oncoming trains to the same track."

fuckilupticus by NoStinkinBadges May 6, 2015

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funkaleptic

when a club is so funky that the lights would trigger an epileptic

“dylan made me come out tonight, too bad this club is so funkaleptic, he ended up in hospital”

funkaleptic by bassbaby September 5, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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