fuckalyptic

an impending disaster so epic, the outcome is nothing less than fuckalyptic.

That 72 car pile up on I880 was fuckalyptic.

by mstrogers August 15, 2014

fuckalistic

The art of going totally ape shit.

Mom: Son I want you to calm down right this instant Mr.
Son: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, before I go fuckalistic on your ass!

by Andrew Jacob December 30, 2004

fuckaluptious

Being so Fuckable that you Accend to another Plan of Existance....this is the key to being fuckaluptious.

OMG Paul did you see her Titties? They were so fuckaluptious i almost creamed just looking at them.

by UnKnownTruth March 4, 2005

Fuckaleptic

A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

by Crank Case February 9, 2017

fuckilupticus

A magnificent fuckup. A train wreck. An absolute debacle by some who has no defense but to say, "this is a a bad fuckin' deal."

"Nice work fuckilupticus, you just switched oncoming trains to the same track."

by NoStinkinBadges May 6, 2015

funkaleptic

when a club is so funky that the lights would trigger an epileptic

“dylan made me come out tonight, too bad this club is so funkaleptic, he ended up in hospital”

by bassbaby September 5, 2023