Fuckaleptic

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A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

Fuckaleptic by Crank Case February 9, 2017

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Fuckletic

the act of being enthusiastically limber,aerobic, uninhibited, exerting, fully engaged in every sexual opportunity when with a partner.

Man that chick there is so fuckletic, she completely drained me tho other day, we went from missionary to upright 69 to reverse cowgirl to side saddle to deep stick to the leg glider with her ending up doggy and taking it in the face. Shes the champ!

Fuckletic by rhyynno March 22, 2011

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fuckalistic

The art of going totally ape shit.

Mom: Son I want you to calm down right this instant Mr.
Son: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, before I go fuckalistic on your ass!

fuckalistic by Andrew Jacob December 30, 2004

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fuckaluptious

Being so Fuckable that you Accend to another Plan of Existance....this is the key to being fuckaluptious.

OMG Paul did you see her Titties? They were so fuckaluptious i almost creamed just looking at them.

fuckaluptious by UnKnownTruth March 4, 2005

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Fucklectic

A person who's ideas, styles, or taste standards for determining who to play hide the sausage or fist pumping with, come from a broad and diverse range of preferences.

..basically they have no preferences as long as it fits in an approved orifice.

Slut, Man Whore, or "Free Spirit"

"So whats your type?"

"I don't really have one, I'm Fucklectic"

Fucklectic by Nickimc28 September 20, 2012

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fucklestick

when you fuck some one in the ass with a dildo then swtich it with a stick while receiving head.

sarah loves her fucklesticks in the butt.

fucklestick by john booker October 25, 2009

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fuckalyptic

an impending disaster so epic, the outcome is nothing less than fuckalyptic.

That 72 car pile up on I880 was fuckalyptic.

fuckalyptic by mstrogers August 15, 2014

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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