Fuckaleptic

A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

by Crank Case February 9, 2017

Fuckletic

the act of being enthusiastically limber,aerobic, uninhibited, exerting, fully engaged in every sexual opportunity when with a partner.

Man that chick there is so fuckletic, she completely drained me tho other day, we went from missionary to upright 69 to reverse cowgirl to side saddle to deep stick to the leg glider with her ending up doggy and taking it in the face. Shes the champ!

by rhyynno March 22, 2011

fuckalistic

The art of going totally ape shit.

Mom: Son I want you to calm down right this instant Mr.
Son: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, before I go fuckalistic on your ass!

by Andrew Jacob December 30, 2004

fuckaluptious

Being so Fuckable that you Accend to another Plan of Existance....this is the key to being fuckaluptious.

OMG Paul did you see her Titties? They were so fuckaluptious i almost creamed just looking at them.

by UnKnownTruth March 4, 2005

Fucklectic

A person who's ideas, styles, or taste standards for determining who to play hide the sausage or fist pumping with, come from a broad and diverse range of preferences.

..basically they have no preferences as long as it fits in an approved orifice.

Slut, Man Whore, or "Free Spirit"

"So whats your type?"

"I don't really have one, I'm Fucklectic"

by Nickimc28 September 20, 2012

fucklestick

when you fuck some one in the ass with a dildo then swtich it with a stick while receiving head.

sarah loves her fucklesticks in the butt.

by john booker October 25, 2009

fuckalyptic

an impending disaster so epic, the outcome is nothing less than fuckalyptic.

That 72 car pile up on I880 was fuckalyptic.

by mstrogers August 15, 2014