funkaleptic

when a club is so funky that the lights would trigger an epileptic

“dylan made me come out tonight, too bad this club is so funkaleptic, he ended up in hospital”

funkaleptic by bassbaby September 5, 2023

Fuckaleptic 

A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

Fuckaleptic by Crank Case February 9, 2017

fuckalyptic 

an impending disaster so epic, the outcome is nothing less than fuckalyptic.

That 72 car pile up on I880 was fuckalyptic.

fuckalyptic by mstrogers August 15, 2014