fuckalation
fuckalation by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005
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Fuckalation
The repeated poor treatment by customer service agents of large corporations. Getting terrible service or no service at all and absolutely no resolution to your issues with a product or program you have already paid for.
After 14 attempts of contacting ABC corps customer care line and online customer support chats it was apparent I was part of the “Fuckalation” that is today’s customer service
Fuckalation by GoBlue1020 April 18, 2024
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fucktationship
A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.
fucktationship by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008
Fuckuationship
It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity
Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?
Fuckuationship by a fuckuationship victim August 5, 2021
Fuckuation
This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.
Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.
Fuckuation by Teamcletus December 16, 2022
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