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Fuckuation 

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.
Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.
Fuckuation by Teamcletus December 16, 2022
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Fuckuation 

A situation involving too much fuckery, drama, bullshit.
He left the fuckuation behind him and moved on to better things

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fuckation 

A short trip with the sole purpose of fucking. There may be little to no sleep involved in a fuckation.
Wanna hook up? I need a fuckation.
Fuckation by AW69 December 18, 2010

butt fluctuation 

the movement of curvy butts when women walk in tight jeans or shorts.
dude,behold the butt fluctuation of that gal in white shorts.

Fuckussion 

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.
I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!
Fuckussion by moosie1972 June 30, 2012

factuations 

Factuations is that most certain of facts you can have. It could also be the answer “yes” to a question.
Lebron definitely traveled right?” “ Yeah man, Factuations.”
factuations by Teddy🐻🐻 July 1, 2017