fuckaging

The kind of impossible packaging that hurts you/makes you scream "FUCK! FUCK!! FUUUUUCK!" when you're trying to open it.

"I sliced off my left thumb when I had to use a chef's knife to get through the fuckaging on my new USB drive. FUCK! that hurt."

by dolly llama October 12, 2009

So Fucking Idiot

It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.

Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.

by will bitten January 24, 2017

Fucking Brady

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

by will bitten October 29, 2017

im going to fucking die disease

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

by SerratedBaguette June 2, 2020

Fucking Warren

What you say when someone named Warren does literally anything.

"How hard is it to lock the door? Fucking Warren."
"It was fucking Warren that did that!"
"Fucking Warren didn't wash his dishes."

by JF DONT TOUCH December 24, 2020

the fuckening

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

by StrangeArtist January 24, 2017

fucking twit

An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011