fuck water 

Any clear alcohol that can be used to get someone drunk enough for sex.

He Lenny, put some fuck water in that Kool-Aid.

fuck water by Nick Weismiller September 26, 2005

Water Fuck 

Masturbating in a hot tub with an opened water bottle.
Works for both males and females.

Suzie and John were having fun in a hot tub water fucking, but they weren't doing it to each other.

Water Fuck by A very dirty bottle January 2, 2010

Water Fuck 

Someone who frequently fucks in the water.

Children swim at this pool you water fuck.

Water Fuck by Urban Dictionary Cowboy April 25, 2010

Water fuck 

Autistic way of saying what the fuck

Karl: Just fuck your mom

Lukas: Water fuck man!

Water fuck by Pussyslayer92 October 4, 2018

jump in the water and fuck the fish 

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

jump in the water and fuck the fish by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Watermelon fuck 

When your really mad at a water melon,
Water melon is a dick at times but when he's a big dick call him watermelon fuck

Hello (name here) this watermelon fuck decided to disappear

Watermelon fuck by General watermelon March 7, 2021