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fuck rustler
fuck rustler by Fuck Rustling Champ #1 August 14, 2021
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rustic fuck
He flipped the tail of her flannel shirt onto her back, undid the flap of her red longjohns and commenced their rustic fuck.
rustic fuck by Rustic Fuckers November 28, 2018
Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver
How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011
rusty fuck
1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.
2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
1.
Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.
2.
Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.
2.
Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
rusty fuck by nakker December 14, 2009
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A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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