fuck rust

The scunge shit that's left on a mattress after years of being abused by an intense amount of fucking

John: "Hey Jude, look at all the fuck rust we've left on that Captain Snooze mattress of ours?"

by barrycuda March 11, 2009

fuck rustler

A Jeremy Gaccetta at Ty’s Beer Olympic Party.

Get out of that chicken house you fuck rustler! Beasteality son of a bitch.

by Fuck Rustling Champ #1 August 14, 2021

rustic fuck

Sex in a cabin, outhouse, tent, or other outdoorsy setting.

He flipped the tail of her flannel shirt onto her back, undid the flap of her red longjohns and commenced their rustic fuck.

by Rustic Fuckers November 28, 2018

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

rusty fuck

1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.

2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine

1.

Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.

2.

Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.

by nakker December 14, 2009