fuck munch

a state of feeling where one has eaten bare food and cannot function correctly, and therefore is fucked.

craig: "i ate bare KFC and i was just fucked, that's what i call a 'fuck munch'"

by matty adam case June 17, 2007

Fuck Munch

Defenition 1) A person who is a complete loser and deserves to die

Defenition 2) A person who munches on devices that have something to do with sex

Def. 1)
isnt that Nealon a fuck munch?

Def. 2)
That guy ate lots of condoms, what a fuck munch

by Timleob March 23, 2004

fucking dick munch

Someone who loves to munch dick all day every day and rarely have an empty mouth, also referred to as a slag/sket.

Rebbeca is a fucking dick munch, because she always has a dick in her mouth.

by BassFaceBasher November 7, 2013

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A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.

I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.

by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025