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bsgd

An abbreviation of 'bad shit going down'. Despite this, it can still be pronounced ' bsgd going down'.

Refers to a moment of realisation that proceedings have taken a turn for the worse.

For situations requiring greater emphasive of how bad they seem, the term 'major bsgd' applies.
Kendy: I just lost a bud of weed, bsgd going down!

Yeppell: The repo man from the catalogue took my tv, 206 and 12 man tent....major bsgd!

Gayshall: Bsgd went down last night, someone broke into my car and took my coursework and metal cds!!!
by Beester May 15, 2009
mugGet the bsgdmug.

munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
by Beester May 16, 2009
mugGet the munch to fuckmug.

ppppp

As it is virtually impossible to express into words the sound of a cum shot, this is the chosen way it is written as.

Obviously, it refers to an exclamation of delight without the strenuous activity of actually achieching an orgasm.

Hand gestures are optional.
Gayshall: I just made 20 grand picking grapes, now i can hang out with the crazzzyyy guys pppppp!

Gayshall: We're off to the chinese disco pppppp

Gayshall: New ffaf album and tour ppppp!

Gayshall: My hair is green, ppppp
by Beester May 15, 2009
mugGet the pppppmug.

major cba

cba, of course, is the popular abreviation that is used throughout the english speaking world.

The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
YTV post room employee: Kendy, its 3pm, why you asleep on the couch??

Kendy: major cba.
by Beester May 15, 2009
mugGet the major cbamug.

Yeppellish

Displaying the characteristics of the famous professional gambler from Alwoodley, who goes by the name of "Yeppell".
Examples of Yeppellish behaviour includes:
- Using any special occasion as an excuse to wear a suit (preferably white) and hire out a limo
- Drinking champagne
- Driving a silver 206
- Wearing shades
- Clubbing attire consisting of white loafers and a shirt with only 2 buttons done up
- Being obsessed with "birds and stuff"
- Listening to cheesy dance tunes e.g. bodyrockers
- Owning fcuk garments
- Having one pint then going onto the smirnoff ices
- Regularly perusing markets
- Getting into debt
- Refusing to get a job other than for YTV/Steve
- Purchasing stuff thats sold out in leeds and can only be obtained in catalogues e.g. Timberland boots, Klaus Kobec watch (rrp £900)
- Haggling down the price of a taxi home from £12 to £10 - "we can get it cheaper"
by Beester September 12, 2008
mugGet the Yeppellishmug.

ey fuckin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, selling out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times. Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
Heppell: I'm off out with Riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY
by Beester September 8, 2005
mugGet the ey fuckin eymug.

dealt

A word of geordie origin. Has a variety of meanings, these include,

To be happy with proceedings (I have dealt)

To be especially pleased with something (proper dealt)

A random word to say during awkward moments of silence (dealt!)

To ask someone if they are well (are you deeeealt?)

An offensive put-down (Are ya dealt being a cunt?)

Again as with most 'lads phrases', the word can be pronounced in a high or low pitched manner.

Certain followers of a lower league team choose to use the similar sounding word 'delph' refering to an over-rated youngster, who most propably won't be playing for them next season.

Similar to the word, ussss.
woody: proper dealt like.

Yeppell: o'neills have a half price sale on shorts, dealt!

Kendy: When I nicked her bag and took it to the toilets, i found 100 euros, dealt!
by Beester May 15, 2009
mugGet the dealtmug.

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