Beester's definitions
Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.
This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.
When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.
The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.
When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.
The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!
Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.
Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.
Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.
Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.
Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
by Beester May 16, 2009
Get the munch to fuckmug. Displaying the characteristics of the famous professional gambler from Alwoodley, who goes by the name of "Yeppell".
Examples of Yeppellish behaviour includes:
- Using any special occasion as an excuse to wear a suit (preferably white) and hire out a limo
- Drinking champagne
- Driving a silver 206
- Wearing shades
- Clubbing attire consisting of white loafers and a shirt with only 2 buttons done up
- Being obsessed with "birds and stuff"
- Listening to cheesy dance tunes e.g. bodyrockers
- Owning fcuk garments
- Having one pint then going onto the smirnoff ices
- Regularly perusing markets
- Getting into debt
- Refusing to get a job other than for YTV/Steve
- Purchasing stuff thats sold out in leeds and can only be obtained in catalogues e.g. Timberland boots, Klaus Kobec watch (rrp £900)
- Haggling down the price of a taxi home from £12 to £10 - "we can get it cheaper"
- Using any special occasion as an excuse to wear a suit (preferably white) and hire out a limo
- Drinking champagne
- Driving a silver 206
- Wearing shades
- Clubbing attire consisting of white loafers and a shirt with only 2 buttons done up
- Being obsessed with "birds and stuff"
- Listening to cheesy dance tunes e.g. bodyrockers
- Owning fcuk garments
- Having one pint then going onto the smirnoff ices
- Regularly perusing markets
- Getting into debt
- Refusing to get a job other than for YTV/Steve
- Purchasing stuff thats sold out in leeds and can only be obtained in catalogues e.g. Timberland boots, Klaus Kobec watch (rrp £900)
- Haggling down the price of a taxi home from £12 to £10 - "we can get it cheaper"
by Beester September 12, 2008
Get the Yeppellishmug. cba, of course, is the popular abreviation that is used throughout the english speaking world.
The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
by Beester May 15, 2009
Get the major cbamug. Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.
Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.
Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely
Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester January 20, 2006
Get the Chatting Shitmug. Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, sellout out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times.
Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
by Beester September 7, 2005
Get the ey fukin eymug. An abbreviation of 'bad shit going down'. Despite this, it can still be pronounced ' bsgd going down'.
Refers to a moment of realisation that proceedings have taken a turn for the worse.
For situations requiring greater emphasive of how bad they seem, the term 'major bsgd' applies.
Refers to a moment of realisation that proceedings have taken a turn for the worse.
For situations requiring greater emphasive of how bad they seem, the term 'major bsgd' applies.
Kendy: I just lost a bud of weed, bsgd going down!
Yeppell: The repo man from the catalogue took my tv, 206 and 12 man tent....major bsgd!
Gayshall: Bsgd went down last night, someone broke into my car and took my coursework and metal cds!!!
Yeppell: The repo man from the catalogue took my tv, 206 and 12 man tent....major bsgd!
Gayshall: Bsgd went down last night, someone broke into my car and took my coursework and metal cds!!!
by Beester May 15, 2009
Get the bsgdmug. Can be pronounced in many ways including - 'ray', 'ree', 'reeeaaaeeeeee'.
Usually follows a particular unfortunate moment or incident.
Is the direct opposite of ussss.
Usually follows a particular unfortunate moment or incident.
Is the direct opposite of ussss.
Yeppell: I only sold 5 cards this week, thats £7 income for the month, wrai.
Beester: But wrai, can we still have cuddles though?
White: Wrai! Swampy just broke up with me, but wait up, i'll be in bondi shortly...
Patson/Kendy: Oh well, this will be the 3rd season in a row we're paying premier league season ticket prices to watch lower league football...wrai :(
Gayshall: No more australia, wraaaaaaiiii
Kevo: wrai, sharn won't take me back but london will, usssss.
Beester: But wrai, can we still have cuddles though?
White: Wrai! Swampy just broke up with me, but wait up, i'll be in bondi shortly...
Patson/Kendy: Oh well, this will be the 3rd season in a row we're paying premier league season ticket prices to watch lower league football...wrai :(
Gayshall: No more australia, wraaaaaaiiii
Kevo: wrai, sharn won't take me back but london will, usssss.
by Beester May 15, 2009
Get the wraimug.