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Peyton Fucking Manning. Abbreviation for Peyton Manning an American football player in the NFL. The abbreviation was first made (due to FCC regulations)

on a sports talk radio station in Denver upon the signing of Peyton Manning to the Denver Broncos on 3/20/2012.
The Denver broncos just signed PFM! Peyton Fucking Manning! I can't believe it!
by Hellcat44 December 28, 2012
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An acronym for a Penis Face Massage. A relaxing and erotic face massage using a flaccid penis. The soft glans penis can be used with or without foreskin. Known to reduce the appearance of lines on the face, while increasing the appearance of balls on the face.
"What are you doing after work today?"

"I'm so stressed! I just want to go home and get a PFM from my boyfriend."

"That sounds great, can I come over and get one too?"

"Of course not you fucking whore, die in a fire."
by Licensed Massage Therapist November 17, 2011
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PFM means pray for me, usually said when someone is doing something difficult
Kevin: PFM i'm working all day
Arnold: what
by Elder Pricey June 17, 2018
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Pure Fucking Magic
The only explaination as to why something, beyond available knowledge, could possibly work.
The reason why somthing that shouldn't reasonably work, does.
1. To the kids, the gyroscope was PFM.

2. Even though the car was totalled in the telephone pole and ice cream truck collision, the engine still ran because of PFM.
by Apocalyptimaniac August 22, 2006
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