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fuck money 

Fuck money is THE fuck money. You need that money to fuck with and that is why everyone fucks with it and needs it son
FUCK MONEY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

I spent like 60 thousand fuck money last year at Olive Garden
fuck money by jassh92 September 5, 2015

Fuck money 

Ones attitude toward money when you have none and fucking need some.
Fuck money by FUCKMONEY August 15, 2017

Fuck Money 

Money you get from being a prostitute.
Pers. 1: Your girlfriend's a prostitute?
Me: Yeh but she got that fuck money
Fuck Money by Sovereign K. January 4, 2015

fuck money get bitches 

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both
Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"
fuck money get bitches by neerdabay January 20, 2014

West Texas Fuck Money 

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

Finger fuck money 

Money you don't need
I don't need this job,"it's just finger fuck money"!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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