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moo-cow fuck milk 

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus
I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?
moo-cow fuck milk by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

fat-fuck milk 

White substance leaking from a fat set of moobs.
"The real scum of the Earth is left behind from your moobs dragging on the side walk leaving fat-fuck milk everywhere".
fat-fuck milk by Shartnipples August 26, 2011

shut the fuck up milk 

What you say to your friend who looks like Milk from Big Mouth when he says anything mildly stupid.
“Hey guys! Want to see my long Brazilian shlong?
“Shut the fuck up Milk.”

milk-fuck-junkie 

someone who has a glass or two of milf every fucking day. also someone who has a glass of milk after they have been outside for a while and have gotton parched and need a beverage.
Joe: I'm sweaty and thirsty, i need a drink. I'm gonna have some milk.
Brian: Milk is for breakfast only you milk-fuck-junkie!!!!
milk-fuck-junkie by Bob Builder October 27, 2004

fuckmilk 

Big stinky wets following a trail beneath its rear
I’ve got copious amounts of Fuckmilk on me
fuckmilk by Stickersflat February 11, 2021

Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.
I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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