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Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.
I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....

Fuckmiliar 

1. The word that describes a person you didn't realize you knew until after you've had sex with them.
1. I accidentally slept with my ex-wife's cousin; I knew that woman looked fuckmiliar!
Fuckmiliar by MagicMikeMoody August 5, 2017

moo-cow fuck milk 

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus
I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?
moo-cow fuck milk by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005
The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.
Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.
fuckmile by snmit March 2, 2009

Fuckmillion

A fucking absurd amount of money.

Creator is S.H.
Guy: Threesome?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?
Fuckmillion by Spartan3500 September 25, 2006

Fuck Milk 

The left over semen on your cock right after you have sex.
I hate that left over "fuck milk" when i put my pants on !!!
Fuck Milk by Fuck Milk Creator March 20, 2010