The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.
The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.
Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.
Guy: Threesome?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.