fuck ducker 

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

fuck ducker by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

fucking ducker fuck 

Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game

Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!

fucking ducker fuck by The biggest trash can you know July 31, 2016

Fuck Dickery 

The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.

What kind of fuck dickery is this?

Fuck Dickery by KZ1000 April 7, 2010

fuckaducker 

Someone who likes to fuck (have sex) with ducks.

Guy 1: *having sex with a duck*
Guy 2: *sees guy 1 having sex with a duck and then shouts 'you sick fuckaducker!'*

fuckaducker by pjanaway October 15, 2006

fucksucker 

A person who eats cum out of another persons orifice (ass, vagina, mouth)

Amy is a fucksucker, she ate out Jen right after I came in her pussy.

fucksucker by $$$$$D-Money$$$$$ May 25, 2010

fucknucker 

When you fail horrendously and can't think of some bland interjection, such as "shit!" or "fuck!"

"Dude, he just got dumped by the fifth person these past two months."

"Aw, fucknucker. That sucks, man."

fucknucker by A Separation Between Universes July 5, 2018

Fucksucker 

One who is in the practice of sucking fucks.

Gayberto, go suck a fuck, you fucksucker.

Fucksucker by Anonymous May 25, 2003