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fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."
"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."
by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006
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fucking ducker fuck

Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game
Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!
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Fuck Dickery

The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.
What kind of fuck dickery is this?
by KZ1000 April 7, 2010
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fuckaducker

Someone who likes to fuck (have sex) with ducks.
Guy 1: *having sex with a duck*
Guy 2: *sees guy 1 having sex with a duck and then shouts 'you sick fuckaducker!'*
by pjanaway October 15, 2006
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fucksucker

A person who eats cum out of another persons orifice (ass, vagina, mouth)
Amy is a fucksucker, she ate out Jen right after I came in her pussy.
by $$$$$D-Money$$$$$ May 25, 2010
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fucknucker

When you fail horrendously and can't think of some bland interjection, such as "shit!" or "fuck!"
"Dude, he just got dumped by the fifth person these past two months."

"Aw, fucknucker. That sucks, man."
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Fucksucker

Gayberto, go suck a fuck, you fucksucker.
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
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