fucktuckery

bullshit

now you have to deal with my fucktuckery

fucktuckery by sargent vitch April 9, 2022

fuckukery 

(fuh-cock-er-ree)

noun

Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.

Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.

Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.

My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.

fuckukery by AhmBringingSessyBack March 5, 2011

Fuckstickery 

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

Fuckstickery by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

fucksucker 

A person who eats cum out of another persons orifice (ass, vagina, mouth)

Amy is a fucksucker, she ate out Jen right after I came in her pussy.

fucksucker by $$$$$D-Money$$$$$ May 25, 2010

Assorted Fuckstickery 

1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "fuckstick."

2) Usually underhanded ways of screwing up a good time.

I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only 7 pm and Kevin was up to his assorted fuckstickery already.

It was beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.

Assorted Fuckstickery by Melvined March 26, 2010

fucknucker 

When you fail horrendously and can't think of some bland interjection, such as "shit!" or "fuck!"

"Dude, he just got dumped by the fifth person these past two months."

"Aw, fucknucker. That sucks, man."

fucknucker by A Separation Between Universes July 5, 2018

Fuckstickery 

A way of expressing your whinny ways. One of the lowest of lows and makes for an excellent insult.

I will express my disappointment in myself by way of a rampant display of fuckstickery.

Fuckstickery by Liopleurodon July 3, 2009