fuckaducker

Someone who likes to fuck (have sex) with ducks.

Guy 1: *having sex with a duck*
Guy 2: *sees guy 1 having sex with a duck and then shouts 'you sick fuckaducker!'*

by pjanaway October 15, 2006

fuckaduck

An expression of frustration when something minor goes wrong.

you've just spilled something on your new shirt. Ah fuckaduck....

by Emmsie84 December 29, 2011

fuckaduck

An expression of surprise.

Well fuckaduck! I never knew such a position was possible!

by JSlayerUK March 30, 2005

fuckaduck

Can be used discreetly against offending persons disguised as a cough in order to insult. Can be used as an exclaimation of surprise.

Random Person: You know what, you're a bitch! *walks away*
You: *cough* fuckaduck! *cough*
Random Person: What was that?
You: Nothin'...

by Fayelicious October 16, 2005

fuckaduck

To have sexual intercourse with a duck.

My kinky fetish is to fuckaduck.. wanna join?

by Bob October 6, 2004

fuckaduck

to fuck a duck

im going to fuckaduck on your lawn.

by asslicker227 December 31, 2016

fuckaduck

to have sexual intercourse with a duck

that park warden is gonna go fuckaduck

by Limp Noodle March 24, 2004