ard

Slang for the word hard.

1. I'm ard as nails.
2. That was ard.

by pjanaway October 15, 2006

fuckaducker

Someone who likes to fuck (have sex) with ducks.

Guy 1: *having sex with a duck*
Guy 2: *sees guy 1 having sex with a duck and then shouts 'you sick fuckaducker!'*

by pjanaway October 15, 2006