2 definitions by livingdeadgirl

fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

duck fucker

1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.

I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!

by livingdeadgirl October 9, 2006