2 definition by livingdeadgirl

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1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!
by livingdeadgirl October 09, 2006

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A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."
"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."
by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

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