duck fucker

1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.

I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!

by livingdeadgirl September 23, 2008

fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006