ducker

Cute word for a duck.

Awww.... look at the little ducker crossing the road!

by Freybjorg April 17, 2020

ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 07, 2005

ducker

replacing the word "fucker" in an email so as it will not be flagged in the email filter at the office

Nate: "Are we still doin lunch today at Hooters?"

Mikey: "for sure, I'll meet you duckers at the bar, it's friday, we can get duckin wasted."

Nate: "Duck yeah"

by mikeyo97 April 29, 2009

ducker

n. Person who likes "Duck Dynasty", an inexplicibly popular TV show.

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I hear your wife watches silly shows.

Yup. That little ducker is a gem all right.

by gnostic 1 June 01, 2013

ducker

One who rapes ducks at night. An extremely rare type of schizophrenia.
Can be used as an insult. When an insult, is extremely offensive, equivalent to the rudeness of bitch or a arse-eating twat.

-Mate, what's so good about Ruby?
-I don't know. I guess it's just love, mate.

Example 1: "Dude, I... I need to tell you something..."
"What?"
"At night I go out and ... rape... ducks"
"Holy shit dude, you're a ducker?!"
Example2: "Dude, I fucked your girlfriend"
"Oh my god, you motherfucking DUCKER!"
Example3: "2 plus 2 is... pi?"
"Dude, you're a fuckin' ducker"

by anonymousfilmlovver-facebook-d January 18, 2015

a duckers

when there is a visible piece of food stuck in between your teeth and could end up in an embarrasing state for you.

whilst sat in pizza hut;

Dave: Mate you got a duckers...
Lewis: Fucking Hell, cheers mate!

by Lewis Murphy November 23, 2007

Ducker

Someone who commits to hangout with his friends only to duck out on them and ditch them for something way less cool.

Eddie: Hey do you want to hang out Wednesday?

Chris: Sure, I will definitely be there Pri!

(Two Days Later)

Chris: Yo, I need to duck, I have to watch Obama's speech

Eddie: Man, you are such a ducker!

by Primary April 21, 2009