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fruity poop

When the feces of an individual appears to be green in color, usually from consuming a fruity breakfast cereal, such as Fruity Pebbles, Froot Loops, or Trix.
Tom: Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took today, it was ridiculous.

Jim: Why would I wanna hear about the shit you took?

Tom: Dude, it was the greenest fruity poop you would've ever seen in your lifetime.

Jim: I'm sorry I judged you, Tom.
fruity poop by Titty McAssballs October 27, 2008
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Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.
I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.
Fruit Poop by Fishy Vag April 24, 2011

Fruity poopy cup 

A cup with poop and fruit
Hey may I have a fruity poopy cup!
Fruity poopy cup by Idkakammam November 18, 2021

fruity pooples 

when one eats too much colored icing, followed by defacation of small, ROUND, colored poopoo pebbled particles.
Wes ate too much cake icing at the birthday party yesterday. Today, he had the fruity pooples.
fruity pooples by matt, matt, scott December 12, 2007

Fruit poop lush ice 

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape
me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal
Fruit poop lush ice by anonymous January 30, 2025

fruit loop poop 

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.
Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.
fruit loop poop by Bear Arms May 8, 2011

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
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