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fruity poop

When the feces of an individual appears to be green in color, usually from consuming a fruity breakfast cereal, such as Fruity Pebbles, Froot Loops, or Trix.
Tom: Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took today, it was ridiculous.

Jim: Why would I wanna hear about the shit you took?

Tom: Dude, it was the greenest fruity poop you would've ever seen in your lifetime.

Jim: I'm sorry I judged you, Tom.
by Titty McAssballs October 27, 2008
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Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.
I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.
by Fishy Vag April 24, 2011
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Fruity poopy cup

Hey may I have a fruity poopy cup!
by Idkakammam November 18, 2021
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fruity pooples

when one eats too much colored icing, followed by defacation of small, ROUND, colored poopoo pebbled particles.
Wes ate too much cake icing at the birthday party yesterday. Today, he had the fruity pooples.
by matt, matt, scott December 12, 2007
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Fruit poop lush ice

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape
me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal
by anonymous January 30, 2025
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fruit loop poop

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.
Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.
by Bear Arms May 8, 2011
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Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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