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Fruit Man Styles 

a very fabulous man also known as Harry Edward Styles who’s 28 years old and has 3 albums. His third album came out may 20th (yesterday is when it was when I wrote this) and has 13 tracks. His other albums fine line are harry styles 1 are also amazing. He got his name from a single on his album fine line called watermelon sugar, written about the female orgasm🥰 very nice. He is very obsessed with fruit. Some of his favorites are watermelon, kiwi, strawberry's, and cherry's.
He also loves grape juice, aka a song on his album Harry’s house.
Person A- “have you heart fruit man styles new song grape juice?”
Person B- “yeah it’s really good.

man fruit 

1. a term which designates the reproductive organs of a male.

2. Penis and / or Testicles / balls.
Randy: "Word brotha. What happened to Ted"
Paul: "Yo, yo! That cat put moves on Jen and she kicked him in the man fruit!"
man fruit by Nick Brackett November 5, 2008

Fruity Man Club 

The ultimate club for fruity men, started by a man whos name is so unique that its a derivative of, Joe, but sounds more, well, fruity. The only way to join this club is to carve the initials F.M.C. into your head and rock it like Angry Black Man on youtube rocks his man tits of steel.
Founder: Wanna join the FMC
A Bro: Whats that
Founder: No clue
A Bro: Fruity man club maybe?
Founder:... yes
(Bro walks away)

Fruity Man Bag

1. Of or pertaining to a homo-sexual's scrotum; a satchel carrying a homo's goods;
2. As they do not eat meat,the desired fullfillment to a gay vegitarian's appetite.
Elton John's 'fruity man bag' is ripe with gay goo.
Fruity Man Bag by Chester Cheatwood September 12, 2006

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl
*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

fruitman 

Other name for Harry Styles who seems to be obsessed with fruit.

This conclusion was drawn from some of his songs including Watermelon Sugar, Cherry, Kiwi and Grapejuice.

🍉🍓🍒🥝🍇
Whenever I have a bad day, the fruitman appears and saves me.

Harry Styles? I only know fruitman.
fruitman by matilda- May 31, 2022