fruitman

Other name for Harry Styles who seems to be obsessed with fruit.

This conclusion was drawn from some of his songs including Watermelon Sugar, Cherry, Kiwi and Grapejuice.

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Whenever I have a bad day, the fruitman appears and saves me.

Harry Styles? I only know fruitman.

by matilda- May 31, 2022

Fruitman

A word describing an Albanian boomer selling fruit in a kiosk but handing out advice about sex for free.

Wanna visit the fruitman today? Yeah, yesterday I got some great advice about my girlfriend.

by UltraMan is Online December 06, 2019

Fruitman

A name given to a man who historically, when in the company of attractive single females, claimed his semen tasted of a variety of different fruits. Speculation still remains on the authenticity of said claims.

‘Yes, I agree Fruitman is an unusual name. It probably originates due to my pleasantly flavoured semen’

by LittleTumiBigShogun September 05, 2025