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ethan fronning 

where do I start, Ethan fronning is a very loving person, he has big eyes that you could stare at all day, he makes you feel happy and untouchable when you're with him nothing can ruin your moment, he makes you feel so special, he's so adorable, extremely cute, and handsome, he makes you smile down at your phone constantly when you get to know him its not hard to fall for him, he's so perfect, he's insecure for absolutely no reason at all, if he falls for you he is willing to do anything for you he would wait his whole life for you if he had to, he will stay up just to talk to you, he will have deep conversations with you at three in the morning trying to get to know you and talking about his future with you he will love you with all he has he is the literal definition of "death do us part" if you get lucky with an Ethan fronning keep him at all costs he loves you.
You: ahhhh ethan fronning told me that he loves me and that he's all mines last night

Your friends: omggg girl your so luckyyy keep him at all costs

frooning 

The act of spooning with a friend.
Person 1: "I heard you stayed at Sophie's last night. Anything happen?"

Person 2: "Nah, man. It was just some harmless frooning."

Person 1: "Friendzoned?"

Person 2: "Yep!"
frooning by matrimla February 9, 2013

Frowning List 

A list of people who are rude.
Joe was being very rude to John, so I put his name on the Frowning List.
Frowning List by 7Flyer November 7, 2012

fröning 

Fröning is a german techer not one person in life likes him
You are a fröning
fröning by Fröning January 30, 2017

Isaiah Fronning 

An eccentric horseman, roaming the fields of philosophy, psychology, and theology. While being the oft-dubbed "weirdo", you would find him to be a normal human being at his core. Adored by women and intimidating to men, Isaiah Fronning represents enough confidence for a lifetime.
(When speaking to a weak, emasculated man) "Exude your inner Isaiah Fronning!"
Isaiah Fronning by Eccentrichorseman December 23, 2021

Frowning Freddy  

Mounting a girl perpendicularly then you quickly pull out and vigorously slap your penis against her left ass cheek leaving bruises to resemble eyes. This allows the ass crack to resemble a mouth in which it is frowning.
During a sex session things got awkward when Kevin suddenly gave Ochga a Frowning Freddy
Frowning Freddy by BGSU409 October 17, 2008