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frooning 

The act of spooning with a friend.
Person 1: "I heard you stayed at Sophie's last night. Anything happen?"

Person 2: "Nah, man. It was just some harmless frooning."

Person 1: "Friendzoned?"

Person 2: "Yep!"
frooning by matrimla February 9, 2013
Words you can keep

frooning 

act of fingering ones vagina so hard it becomes dull, gray
she was frooning
frooning by queefcaster December 13, 2024

frooning out 

when a woman goes bonkers and starts filling her face up with piercings, starts dying her hair ridiculous colors and cutting it in awful styles, and generally just becomes a hideous monster after previously being a potentially pretty woman.
person 1: oh man, what happened to ashley? she used to be so pretty!
person 2: she started frooning out after getting dumped by eric and going off to college.
frooning out by Societyliver January 23, 2024

frooning out 

when a woman goes bonkers and starts filling her face with piercings, dying her hair ridiculous colors and cutting it in awful styles, and generally becomes a hideous ghoul after previously being a potentially pretty woman.
person 1: what the hell happened to jessica? she used to be gorgeous!
person 2: she started frooning out after she got dumped by eric and went off to college.
frooning out by Societyliver January 23, 2024

froobing textbook

something you'd shove up someones throat
shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house
To spoon with your feet. Also known as holding feet.
Trevor?! Why are you fooning Sadie under the table?!
Fooning by jack.goat December 7, 2021

ethan fronning 

where do I start, Ethan fronning is a very loving person, he has big eyes that you could stare at all day, he makes you feel happy and untouchable when you're with him nothing can ruin your moment, he makes you feel so special, he's so adorable, extremely cute, and handsome, he makes you smile down at your phone constantly when you get to know him its not hard to fall for him, he's so perfect, he's insecure for absolutely no reason at all, if he falls for you he is willing to do anything for you he would wait his whole life for you if he had to, he will stay up just to talk to you, he will have deep conversations with you at three in the morning trying to get to know you and talking about his future with you he will love you with all he has he is the literal definition of "death do us part" if you get lucky with an Ethan fronning keep him at all costs he loves you.
You: ahhhh ethan fronning told me that he loves me and that he's all mines last night

Your friends: omggg girl your so luckyyy keep him at all costs
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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