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frooning 

act of fingering ones vagina so hard it becomes dull, gray
she was frooning
frooning by queefcaster December 13, 2024

frooning out 

when a woman goes bonkers and starts filling her face with piercings, dying her hair ridiculous colors and cutting it in awful styles, and generally becomes a hideous ghoul after previously being a potentially pretty woman.
person 1: what the hell happened to jessica? she used to be gorgeous!
person 2: she started frooning out after she got dumped by eric and went off to college.
frooning out by Societyliver January 23, 2024

frooning out 

when a woman goes bonkers and starts filling her face up with piercings, starts dying her hair ridiculous colors and cutting it in awful styles, and generally just becomes a hideous monster after previously being a potentially pretty woman.
person 1: oh man, what happened to ashley? she used to be so pretty!
person 2: she started frooning out after getting dumped by eric and going off to college.
frooning out by Societyliver January 23, 2024

froobing textbook

something you'd shove up someones throat
shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house
To spoon with your feet. Also known as holding feet.
Trevor?! Why are you fooning Sadie under the table?!
Fooning by jack.goat December 7, 2021

ethan fronning 

where do I start, Ethan fronning is a very loving person, he has big eyes that you could stare at all day, he makes you feel happy and untouchable when you're with him nothing can ruin your moment, he makes you feel so special, he's so adorable, extremely cute, and handsome, he makes you smile down at your phone constantly when you get to know him its not hard to fall for him, he's so perfect, he's insecure for absolutely no reason at all, if he falls for you he is willing to do anything for you he would wait his whole life for you if he had to, he will stay up just to talk to you, he will have deep conversations with you at three in the morning trying to get to know you and talking about his future with you he will love you with all he has he is the literal definition of "death do us part" if you get lucky with an Ethan fronning keep him at all costs he loves you.
You: ahhhh ethan fronning told me that he loves me and that he's all mines last night

Your friends: omggg girl your so luckyyy keep him at all costs
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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