fooner

1. A male underserving of any respect.
2. A fuckup; an idiot; a boner.

I've never understood why Timmy gets all the hot chicks because he's such a fooner.

by TylerW June 27, 2005

Fooner

A general term for individuals that act like idiots lack common sense, or are making a fool of themself.

May also be used as a variation of Buffoon.

"My friend tried to charge his phone using the microwave, what a Fooner."

by Seagull_Birb April 14, 2019

Fooner

foo-nER
The melding of the words "food" and "boner"; becoming lustfully erotic even at the mere thought of food.

Dood, I have such a raging fooner!

by SentimentalGrinder429 April 23, 2016

foonered

full up, not able to eat any more

yo pal, fancy some tomato i.scream?
no thanx must be some good shite lest I am foonered

by ttst August 12, 2009

Fooner

An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.

She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner

by Brbrbritscoldinhere May 07, 2024