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1. A male underserving of any respect.
2. A fuckup; an idiot; a boner.
I've never understood why Timmy gets all the hot chicks because he's such a fooner.
fooner by TylerW July 8, 2005
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fooner • Foonergy • foonered • foonerul • Froner • foner • fooker • footer • Foofer • floner
foo-nER
The melding of the words "food" and "boner"; becoming lustfully erotic even at the mere thought of food.
Dood, I have such a raging fooner!
An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.
She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner
A female gooner. A girl who partakes into reading hardcore dark erotica. Distinct and evolved from gooner due to the lack of shame. Often openly embraces and publicly discusses her particular tastes.
- Kacy is such a weirdo. She likes to recite the Morning Glory Milking Farm by heart!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!
Fooner by KermitThePermit October 13, 2025
A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009
Hosting company run out of a UPS Store, a tool shed, and the owners basement. Now up and running with the OC-48 and bathroom core router.
toolshed-core02-0-0.foonet.net
Foonet by gotho May 3, 2003
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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