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front of the house face 

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

frost this face 

An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.
Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"
frost this face by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP) 

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) and you are sincerely in love with them and want the world of Facebook to know. Facebook Official Front Page aka FBOFP means you are wifed up
They have been dating for 3 years and he doesn't even cheat on her, no wonder they are Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP). I bet they get married soon!

Facebook Front St. 

One who speaks highly of themself and constantly boasts about themselves or other things they believe they have complete knowledge in.
He's bitter from his past relationship, now he's posting things on fb like he's a love guru & how he's now a better person by joining Martial Arts, but he's really nothing but Facebook Front St.
verb: to ejaculate on her face while she is asleep. Later she wakes up to a face that is crusty with semen
One late night Aaron decided he would ejaculate on the face of a drunk girl while she was passed out, she found in the morning she had a frostface.
frostface by thegurtmeister2 March 7, 2010
Frostface is when a nigga bust on a girl face and she don’t wipe da shit off sperm
Raped my mom, came on her and knocked her out, next morning, she had frostface