Fruitarded 

To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.

(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").

"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"

Fruitarded by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

Fraudtarded 

Committing fraud in such a way as the police will find them in five minutes such as paying your rent, phone bill, or utilities using a stolen credit card.

Paris was shocked that the police figured out she’d been using stolen credit card numbers. Of course, she was fraudtarded because she used those stolen cards to pay her rent and phone bill with them.

Fraudtarded by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

frustarted 

Adj. The anxiety felt by people at the beginning of learning new a skill or discipline.

Portmanteau of Frustration and Started

Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.

I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.

Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.

frustarted by M.Blur April 22, 2011

Fuktarded Assholian 

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

Fuktarded Assholian by Your Mom August 5, 2003

funtarded 

a person that acts so retarded that theyre really fun to be around

Sam: last night was crazy I cant believe Bill streaked naked again...

Ann: Yeah hes so funtarded. I love it

funtarded by supadupa987 June 30, 2011

Fuktarded 

Fucking retarded (the past tense)

That was such a fuktarded game

Fuktarded by Anonymous August 5, 2003