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A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.
Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?
frieze by Mikey July 11, 2003
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Friezaness 

Similar or relating to the lizard space man
“It must be more of that mutant Friezaness inside.”
Friezaness by Kvng-300 February 4, 2021
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freezer wine 

Freezer Wine is frozen vodka right from your freezer.
Get off your lazy butt, grab me some Freezer Wine and make me a vodka martini with an olive!

Pepsi Freeze

A pepsi freeze is similar to a slushy, BUT way better because it is more frozen and doesn't turn to liquid in two seconds. They are only found in Clovis, CA at the Shell station that used to be a Texaco. It is called a pepsi freeze, but there is the Dr. Pepper and blue raspberry flavor as well. Quite possibly the greatest thing created.
Guy 1: "Man, it is so hot out today"

Guy 2:"I know, I could really go for a PEPSI FREEZE'
Pepsi Freeze by Schroe January 22, 2011

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.
Frezer , Frukaaa is a chill ass dude with a deep voice. He is intelligent and funny. Frezer often catches you off guard cuz he goes 0 to 100 and vice versa real quick, real quick!! Master of not giving a single fuck, while giving a whole lot of fuck. Frezer loves making smoking plans knowing he wont follow through, but who needs to smoke when Frukaaa is ur babe. But be warned he is not your babe.
Mary-ohhhh my God his voice is so sexyyy
Juana-His lips are too, but girl stop drooling over him.
Mary - I dont care, he can get it right here if he wants
Juana- I dont even blame you, thats frezer
Frezer by Yaleqelet October 25, 2018

freezeblocking 

When you freeze a nice big shit and then fuck sombody's anus with it.
Man, my ass is killing me. Me and Joe were freezeblocking last night and my bunghole feels like a worn out elastic band.
freezeblocking by Poo is funny February 4, 2018
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