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A corruption of the phrase free speech primarily used to mock folks when they selectively blow up minor affronts into supposed "free speech" outrages, e.g. "I can't thumbs down this yiff porn video? THIS IS CENSORSHIP! What about my free speech?"

Etymology: May've been originally used by anti-social justice folks to mock social justice folks. Now often used by social justice folks (and others) to mock anti-social justice folks being selectively upset at alleged "free speech" affronts, especially when it's at the expense of being upset at substanative threats to free speech. Also see #freezepeach and Free Speech Warrior.
Oh, come on now! You got ignored on Twitter. You still have your free speech. You can say what you want. Stop complaining about "But MUH Freeze Peach!"
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by Facci Fugatz June 11, 2017
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
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A mispronunciation of "free speech" used to mock SJWs.
The fempire will censor us and take away our freeze peaches!
by Phukers August 23, 2015
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A term used mockingly by those who oppose "Free Speech". Mostly used by SJWs who are against Freedom of Speech and think it should be substantially curtailed.

Often has the unintentional side effect of making everybody who does not already agree with them roll their eyes and stop listening. It's one of those terms that lets you know exactly where the person stands as soon as they say it, and that they will almost certainly be making a very extreme and unconvincing argument - much like when somebody says "Libtard" or "Rethuglican". You know they will dismiss any other views, are extremely biased, and are probably going to make an argument based in emotion and opinion.
We should ban everybody I disagree with from speaking on campus. Who needs freeze peach?
by POTYAa August 17, 2017
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A phrase commonly uttered by an asshole attempting to justify their or somebody else's racist, sexist, homophobic, or generally shitty behavior by evoking the first amendment .
*Person gets fired from job after espousing countless racist remarks*

Person: "i have a right to muh freeze peach!!!"
by yamma684 August 20, 2017
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