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fritzel (to fritzel) 

To fritzel (verb)

1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.
Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.

S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)
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Fritzel Baby

A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in a cage for years, a real buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.
Michael: Yeah I love rock music.

S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?

Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.

S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.



Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?

Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.

Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.
Fritzel Baby by Leco February 3, 2009

Amy Frizzell 

She is a babe. Very awesome and just about the coolest person you could ever meet.
'That Amy Frizzell, shes one hell of a babe... alost as babe as steve.'
Amy Frizzell by simplechild April 11, 2010
Hot guy who will give u his heart.
Will make u hard
Frizell is so hot
Frizell by ayyyyyyy yoooo December 19, 2019
To imprison or detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.
I would never had finished that essay if my housemate hadn't Fritzeled me all weekend.

My mum said she would Fritzel me if I did more coke.
Fritzel by DJ Barnes September 28, 2008

friedelinde 

Friedelinde, a girl who is better then you at everything. Smart and pretty and basically everything that’s amazing. Trust me, She is stronger than you physically and mentally. Don’t ever judge Friedelinde, she’ll beat you up. :)
Aneh : Friedelinde is so strong I bet she could beat all of us up.
Aaron : No way dude, wanna bet?
Aneh : I’ll bet that you get beat up, Hundred dollars kid.
Aaron : Alright wait here.
3 Minutes later...
Aaron : here’s your money..

Aneh : no thanks kid, use that money to get yourself some medicine.
Aaron : Fack you.
friedelinde by AnehYohannes October 16, 2019
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