friendzy 

When you become friends with a large number of people in facebook at once for a variety of reasons.

I friended an old buddy from high school, and suddenly I went on a friendzy with all my old school buds.

I hadn't checked my friend requests for like, ages, and when I went in, I went on a friendzy and friended like six new people.

friendzy by Bruhaha May 29, 2011

friendzy 

The state one finds themself in when located at the 'People you may know' section of Facebook, relentlessly requesting people on the instantly refreshing, never-ending list to be their "friend." The people that populate it would most likely have never become their friend otherwise.

Desmond: Oh, snap! 8 new friends in 10 seconds! Now that's what I call a friendzy!
Wayne: It be for real!

Thanks to the friendzies caused by the 'People you may know' section of Facebook, people really do think they have 1000 friends.

friendzy by VineStreetBetty March 19, 2009

friendzy fuck 

a wild and out of control sexual experience involving more than two people. Traditionally 2 or more males on one female. Also known as a gang bang, but in more of a frantic manner in the action of a friendzy. People who are not engaging in sex at the time, however are in the same room, are doing something of action (shooting pool, playing beer pong, boxing, wrestling, playing darts).

Me, Jim, Kyle, Bill, Todd and Mike friendzy fucked Cait.

friendzy fuck by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Facebook friendzy 

What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.

Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.

You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!

Facebook friendzy by wordy birdy October 16, 2009

Friendzone Predator 

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship

"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

Friendzone Predator by Mai Ainsel June 28, 2020

friendly compass 

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012

Friendly Derby

The Friendly Derby is a football match between rival Merceyside clubs, Everton FC and Liverpool FC. Sometimes referred to as the Merceyside Derby or in Liverpool simply as the Derby. Unlike people from London or Manchester, Scousers respect each other regardless of football club and get along well together. Sections for each club will exist at these matches, but there is a good deal of intermingling. This could not happen at other derbies. As long as both clubs are in the English Premier League, there are two friendly derbies a year, the first at Goodison Park, and the second at Anfield.

Ideally, there are six Friendly Derbies in a year, one at Goodison Park, one at Anfield, three at Wembley (League Cup Final, FA Cup Final, Community Shield), and one at a neutral location (Champions League Final).

We're all scousers at the friendly derby. Let's have a drink together.

The friendly atmosphere between supporters rarely extends onto the pitch at the Friendly Derby. Since the inception of the Premier League, it has seen more red cards than any other game.

The FA is stupid to separate scousers at the friendly derby. Unless they are concerned we'll all riot together against their anti-Liverpudlian bigotry.

Friendly Derby by Stargoat October 2, 2012