friend-zy

An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!!

"Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."

"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!"

"Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!"

by SSLouise April 26, 2008

friend-zy

An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!!

"Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."

"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!"

"Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!"

by SSLouise April 27, 2008

De-friend-zy

when one starts de-friending many Facebook friends all at once.

"Man, I was in such a de-friend-zy last night! I think might have deleted you!"
"What the fuck, man?"

by awkwardintention October 13, 2009

Facebook friendzy

What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.

Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.

You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!

by wordy birdy October 16, 2009

friendzy

When you become friends with a large number of people in facebook at once for a variety of reasons.

I friended an old buddy from high school, and suddenly I went on a friendzy with all my old school buds.

I hadn't checked my friend requests for like, ages, and when I went in, I went on a friendzy and friended like six new people.

by Bruhaha May 29, 2011

friendzy fuck

a wild and out of control sexual experience involving more than two people. Traditionally 2 or more males on one female. Also known as a gang bang, but in more of a frantic manner in the action of a friendzy. People who are not engaging in sex at the time, however are in the same room, are doing something of action (shooting pool, playing beer pong, boxing, wrestling, playing darts).

Me, Jim, Kyle, Bill, Todd and Mike friendzy fucked Cait.

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

friendzy

The state one finds themself in when located at the 'People you may know' section of Facebook, relentlessly requesting people on the instantly refreshing, never-ending list to be their "friend." The people that populate it would most likely have never become their friend otherwise.

Desmond: Oh, snap! 8 new friends in 10 seconds! Now that's what I call a friendzy!
Wayne: It be for real!

Thanks to the friendzies caused by the 'People you may know' section of Facebook, people really do think they have 1000 friends.

by VineStreetBetty March 19, 2009