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friendista 

A friend you have previously slept with; a former friends with benefits and are still friends.
My friendista and I went out to dinner.

“Who’s that” “oh they’re my friendista”
friendista by Benjijammin May 9, 2019
Words you can keep

friendaissance

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance
friendaissance by KKrt August 28, 2009

Inflated Friendlist 

When a person on Facebook has hundreds, even thousands, of people on their friend list just to seem 'cool' to their peers. None of these people actually know or may have little contact/interaction with the person sending the friend request. The person sending the friend request think it is cool to have 2000/3000 friends on Facebook, but they never actually like any of their updates because they honestly don't care about the requester.
Aaron: Look at how many friends Kathrine has!
Javier: Yeah, but no one has liked any of her 10 post in the last hour.
Aaron: You're right, she just has an inflated friendlist
Inflated Friendlist by KevinRunn October 25, 2011

friendasaur 

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.

Friendsmas 

Friendsmas is that special time of year when close friends get together to consume large quantities of delicious food stuff and exchange gifts. Friends celebrating Friendsmas may not be able to contain their excitement, randomly shouting various holiday jargon. The wearing of ugly Christmas sweaters is sometimes required.
1. "Best friend, when's Friendsmas?!"
2. "Let's have twelve desserts on Friendsmas even though it's only going to be the two of us!"
3. "So...who's buying the groceries?"
4. "BEST FRIEND, WHEN'S FRIENDSMAS?!"
5. "
Friendsmas by Mas-Man December 16, 2010
An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.
Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.

friendster 

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend
Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!
friendster by chester June 24, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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